Hi, I'm Heather! I'm a little chubby but have good skin and great eyes. I'm not young, but not old (34). I'm highly educated but do dumb stuff. I'm no comedian, but I'm always making people laugh (usually at my own expense). What can I say? I'm authentic. Authentically busy. Authentically tired. Authentically imperfect parent just trying to screw up my kids as little as possible. To keep up with my own two children and the middle schoolers I teach, I live on coffee and granola bars. The lifestyle content I create is for other imperfectly authentic parents. I show awesome products, tools, and strategies to help others shop smarter and save money so they can take the vacation, upgrade that kitchen, (and whatever other goal). Witty, engaging content from an imperfectly-authentic mom